To know Shmadum, is to love him. And be amused by him. And sometimes kind of in shock by him – like the kind of shock that a human being could actually do something so ridiculous…in real life. I have been fortunate enough to spend 18 years of my life with him, and during that time, have experienced some of the most absurd, over-the-top shenanigans that I am so excited to share with you all. Some stories are classics you’ve heard time and again. Others you may be reading for the first time. But I hope they make you laugh and smile as they have for me over the years. At least after I’ve recovered from wanting to kill him.